Vegetable powers have remained Too long obscure and unexplained. Fruits also lend you secret skills On top of normal fruity thrills.
Do you want to learn to fly
Or train to be a private-eye? Emancipate your inner tiger?
Or show up on a counter (Geiger’s)?
For powers beyond your wildest dreams, Forget about sorcery, steroids, or creams… Just crunch your vegetable or fruit: Hey presto! You’ll be cuddly cute,
A dance sensation, super-brave… Whatever scrummy skill you crave.
Don’t waste a moment, don’t delay Get munching your first five today.